Success Story Seminars

Golfers I divides in me own mind into three clarses; them as ‘its the
ball, them as skratches it, and them as neither ‘its nor skratches the
blooming ball but turns rarnd and wants to ‘it or skratch anyone as is
small and ‘andy. The first clars is very rare, the second is dreadfull
plentifull, and the third, thank ‘evins, can jeneraly be kep clear of by
them as knows the ropes. Sich as meself. — Mr. Punch’s Golf Stories